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HELEN KELLER HONOR SOCIETEE

Crushing America's Lies Since 2020

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WHO WE ARE

Dedicated to Enhancing the Lives of Others

Looking to make a difference in this world? At Helen Keller Honor Societee, we believe Helen Keller assassinated JFK. Just kidding!  In fact, Helen Keller wasn't real at all. Helen and Keller did! We believe that Helen Keller was actually two people, Helen and Keller, who were blind and deaf respectively. They assassinated JFK and hid behind being a deaf and blind woman to avoid charges! Join us in our march toward the truth!

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RECENT NEWS

Creating a Buzz in Media Outlets Nationwide

5 WAYS YOUR DONATIONS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

1. Funding DNA analysis of Helen Keller's body.
2. Paying Dr. Oz to analyze the similarities between our bodies.
3. Daily luncheon among the staff.
4. Funds professional dirt.
5. Assassinating the president of South Sudan to continue our tradition.

TESTIMONY FROM ALEX JONES REGARDING THE HKHS

(infowars.com) The Helen Keller Honor Societee is the greatest thing since sliced justice. The moon landing, JFK, and Helen Keller. An unimaginable match made in heaven. I, Alex Jones, fully endorse the HKHS and its incredible scientific endeavors with vigor.

LOCAL SOCIETY DESTROYS MONUMENT OF HELEN KELLER

(cbsnews.com) "A local societee (sic) (according to a note found at the scene) has reportedly vandalized a stone statue of famed disability rights activist and eugenics-supporter, Helen Keller. WV State Police are currently attempting to track down and arrest the individuals responsible for the attack, but no leads have been found."

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877-241-5862

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